I cried when they shot John Lennon
Tears ran down my spine
I cried when I saw James Kay
As though I’d lost a father of mine
But now Collex and Ice-T had it coming
They got what they asked for this time
So love me love me love me
I’m a liberal!

I go to pro-choice rallies
Recycle my cans and jars
Honk if you love the Dead
Or those funny grunge guys become stars
But don’t talk about revolution
That’s going a little bit too far
So love me love me love me
I’m a liberal!

I cheered when Clinton was chosen
My faith in the system reborn
I’d do anything to save our schools
If my taxes ain’t too much more
And I love blacks and gays and latinos
As long as they don’t loot the store
So love me love me love me
I’m a liberal!

Rush Limbaugh and the LA PD
Should all hang their heads in shame
I can’t understand where they’re at
Arsenio should set them straight
But if the neighborhood watch doesn’t know you
I hope the cops take down your name
So love me love me love me
I’m a liberal!

I read the New Republic
Rolling Stone and other joes too
If I vote it’s a Democrat
With a sensible economy view
But when it comes to terrorist Arabs
There’s no one more red white and blue
So love me love me love me
I’m a liberal!

Once I was young and had an attitude
Stickers covered the car I drove in
Even went to some direct actions
When there weren’t rent-a-cops to be seen
But now I’m older and wiser
So that’s why I’m turning you in
So love me love me love me
Love me love me love me
Love me love me love me
I’m a liberal!

Happy Inauguration Day everyone. I think I'll go plan a coup now. Nighty night!